May 10, 2025

“Why Vote Anyway? Let AI Decide (Or the Corrupt Will Do It for You)” 🇵🇭🤖

May 12 Elections Special – Satirical But Seriously Real

“To vote or not to vote? That is the question. But hey, the (insert runner) already handed out rice and P500, so maybe it’s settled?” 🧅💸

Let’s be real:
🔁 Same faces. Same promises. Same dance moves onstage.
📺 “Blah blah blah!, repeat chorus!” – Said every candidate, every election, every year… ever.
🤝 Then comes the vote-buying, opponent-buying, and the now-traditional “I’ll serve you by serving myself.”

So really, why vote anyway?

🤔 Here’s a quick AI-generated guide for confused citizens:

🤷 Reason Not to Vote	🤖 Reason to Vote
“Wala namang nagbabago.”	True. But if you don’t vote, you guarantee nothing will.
“They’re all corrupt.”	Maybe. But are you going to just let the worst ones win?
“Leaders use people’s money to enrich themselves.”	Yes. So shouldn’t you choose who gets to do that (or be held accountable)?
“AI is more trustworthy than politicians.”	Probably. But AI can’t vote (yet). You still can.

AI’s Cold Hard Fact:
*“Per COMELEC data, 60% of past election winners spent 10x the legal campaign limit. But 100% of non-voters guaranteed their loss.”*

Who do you trust more?

A politician with a use your imagination here?
Or a neural network trained on 1.2 billion data points but still won’t take a bribe?

🤖 AI doesn’t get rich from public office. AI doesn’t post campaign selfies. AI won’t send you spaghetti packs.
But AI can help you fact-check, compare platforms, and maybe even predict who’s lying through their teeth.

So what now?

📌 If you don’t vote, they will.
📌 If you vote smart, they’ll notice.
📌 If you vote foolishly, they’ll laugh (all the way to the bank).
📌 And if you stay silent, don’t complain when your street floods again.

AI-Generated Campaign Slogans (Too Real):

“Vote for Me: I’ll Steal Less This Time!”
“New Face, Same Backers – Fresh Look, Same Looting!”

🗳️ Why vote?

Because AI can’t fix democracy for you. But you can use AI to make democracy smarter. AI can’t run (yet), until Skynet takes over, humans pick humans.

1% hope: That one decent candidate needs your vote to lose honorably.